caught

While eating lunch, my father and brother were talking about the funny local news they heard on the radio.

A woman was robbed on her way home by a group of men. Only one of the men had a bonnet/ski mask to hide his face. They took everything (jewelry, money the women collected from her "balut" business, cellphone). The robbers were about to leave when the guy w/ the mask told them "ang wallet nya pa gd kwa-a!". Upon hearing his voice, the woman said to herself "daw tingug man na ka bana ko..."

from her crouching position on the floor, she covertly observed the masked guy. It was indeed her husband!

After the robbers ran away with their loot, the woman calmly went to the police station and reported her husband and his cohorts.

my mother enjoyed the story so much she didn't finish her lunch. She was getting a bellyache from laughing.